Elefun may sound like what Ellen DeGeneres is going to rename her talk to show to further prove that’s really a fun, fun ball of pure kindness, but Elefun, which first came out in the 90s, is the name of a toy made up of a terrifying plastic elephant with a blue trash bag trunk that shoots out some paper candy wrapper-looking shit that was supposed to be butterflies. And there's definitely a segment on how to sell a podcast since they're doing such a good job of that with this description.Dlisted: The Podcast brings everything you love (and hate) about the site to your ears. We also get into Princess Beatrice’s SECRET wedding, Dennis Quaid’s mind blowing over Lindsay Lohan not SECRETLY being twins in real life, people using LSD to SECRETLY escape this dumpster fire world, and Walmart revealing the SECRET that they might be a little human by giving their employees Thanksgiving Day off. We then get into Natalie Maines calling out her ex on We also talk about Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner’s new baby, the RSVP group wedding invitation, David Ruprecht of You can find us wherever you listen to your podcasts (and if you can’t, let us know). Listen to Dlisted: The Podcast episodes free, on demand. Leo Terrell: America's Fair Minded Civil Rights Attorney We then get into Natalie Maines calling out her ex on Gaslighter and […]We start with Kanye West’s Twitter spree and Dave Chappelle dropping everything to go to Wyoming to check on him. If you’ve got a question or want us to cover something, e-mail us at: We start with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s move to a cute, little shack in Montecito full of sixteen pots to piss in, and we also turn into a home financing podcast by figuring out their monthly mortgage payment. During each episode, Michael K and Allison use their impeccable journalistic skills to analyze and joke about the celebrity stories you really need to know before you can peacefully go to sleep at night. If you’ve got a question or want us to cover something, e-mail us at: In this one, we talk all about the Emmy nominations from Leslie Jones and Laverne Cox’s awkward moment to Baby Yoda getting snubbed to Reese Witherspoon getting locked out of an acting nomination to Allison praising the face-acting skills of Tobias Menzies. We then talk about Olivia Munn stamping an F- on the sex report card of an […]Dlisted: The Podcast, Episode 94 – K-Y Jelly Not NeededAllison and I devote the first part of this episode to Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s musical threat to K-Y Jelly known as WAP, and we get into the backlash from pearl-clutching conservatives and the backlash over Kylie Jenner being in the video. From there, we cover a handful of the sixteen thousand excerpts […]Allison and I start off this episode by talking about Ellen DeGeneres’ “Be Kind” facade cracking under the weight of all of the allegations that working for her sucks, and that leads us to talk about the daytime reality masterpiece Starting Over.
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